England's dreams for Euro 2008 to dust

Yesterday night, many Mauritians or even foreigners were sitting in front of their TVs or giant screens, hoping to watch what was called the "most important match for England". As expected, many of us thought that this match was gonna be a cracker, where you would see plenty of superb actions and tons of goals. Well, at some points, we were served.

First of all, the tactics chosen by McLaren was amazing!!! 4-5-1....Common dude, u are on the verge of disqualification, and u play crouch alone???? What a loser, this MCLaren!!!



Scott Carson had his 2nd England call, the lad showed some nerves after his first blunder by making some important saves in the second half. But really man, the first goal was a real disaster... the second one was defensive error, and the third one, though unstoppable, was a beauty!!!




Then, in the second half, came the real engine: David Beckham...the England team really lacked a player of his caliber... Shaun Wright Phillips could not even make a decent cross to Crouch. I really pity Beckham, koz yesterday's match was his last competitive match for England.

Well, now that England is out of the competition, all the anger will undoubtedly fall on McLaren... and i don't see any future for him for England and the English premiership!!! Maybe the Coca-Cola Championship is best suited for him.

Now, the real question is : Who will replace McLaren????

What is your point of view on that???

English Football Jokes

Rafael Benitez: "Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player"
Sir Alex Ferguson: "Why's that?"
Rafael Benitez: "Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!"

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Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved

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Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?

A: Waste of Spice

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Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning...
"Mr Wenger sir, Highbury is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene.
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

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What have Chelsea and a three pin plug got in common?
Their both useless in Europe.

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